ITEM 1 and a description of item 1.
Good. Although, I'm surprised the police didn't try to charge the intended victim with assault, given how some states believe that people should wait and call the police.
Sounds like a 1960s era sea story:Two Marines took a thief that they caught in the barracks down to the company gunny. "He's a thief? Doesn't look like a thief. Bring him back when he does!"So they did.